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Coffee Time Tee by Lance Inkwell

$24.00 $30.00
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Designed by the Talented Lance Inkwell

Description

The Artist:

I’M NOTHING MORE THAN A PAPER MARKING, PENCIL PUSHING, INK FLINGING, PAINT PLACING BRUSH BUM.
MY POSTURE IS SAD, MY ERGONOMICS ARE BAD,
AND I’VE GOT A HUNCH IT’S FROM HUNCHING OVER DOODLES AND DRAWINGS,
CURVING MY SPINE WHILE I LAY DOWN THE LINES.
I’M NOT A SKETCHY FELLOW, BUT I LIKE TO SKETCH,
FROM DENVER COLORADO WHERE I’M DRAWN TO MY WIFE AND PETS.
I’M BEST KNOWN FOR SINGING IN AN UNKNOWN PUNK ROCK BAND,
THAT TRAVELED THE COUNTRY IN A SMALL TOURING VAN,  
BUT FOR NOW, AS IT STANDS, IN MY CURRENT POSITION,
I’M A FREELANCE-LANCE WORKING ON COMMISSION.
SO IF YOU’RE IN NEED OF SOME ART FOR YOUR BUSINESS OR BAND,
GIVE ME SOME MONEY, AND I’LL GIVE YOU A HAND.
I’M PROFESSIONAL AND DEDICATED TO WHAT I DO.
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, JUST READ MY REVIEWS.

 

“Lance Inkwell is professional and dedicated to what he does.” –Lance’s Mom

“Lance Inkwell is a 10 out of 10!” –Lance’s wife

“I don’t know anything about art, but like, I think Lance probably does.” –Cool Teenager

“My kid came home from a rock show with a shirt that had a design drawn by Lance Inkwell, I made him take it off and burn it.” –Concerned Parent

“I keep telling Lance to draw me a tattoo, even though he’s not a tattoo artist. I realize his drawing will most likely have to be rendered by a real tattoo artist to be tattoo-able, and I could probably get a better tattoo if I just let a real tattoo artist design it from the start, but I figure Lance likes to draw, which means I’ll just assume that he wants to draw me something that he doesn’t want to draw, for free.” –Annoying People

“We steal Lance’s work off of Instagram all the time and print it poorly on t-shirts that we sell with impunity!” - Soulless Scumbags

The Shirt:

  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Mid weight, 5.3 oz/yd2, 28-singles 
  • 100% combed cotton (heathers 15% viscose)
  • Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • Shirt fits true-to-size for men; for women, recommend going a size down for a more fitted look and feel. 

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